Moving On To New And Exciting Things!

Well, my new legacy is here. It’s an Immortal Legacy, in which the founder stays alive throughout all 10 generations. :) Enough said, head on over and check it out!

Camelia Slaughter: An Immortal Legacy.

The End.

So I got Pets today. When I installed it, something went horribly wrong and all my files got deleted (including mods and Custom Content which are gonna be a bitch to find again!), but most importantly, so did my Genegacy. And I have been really uncontinual about saving backups, so my last one is from when Jebediah was born (if any of you can even remember him, haha!). But all jokes aside, I am really sorry but I’m going to have to bring the Genegacy to a close.

We’ve had our good times with the family over the years, but now we can move on to new and better things with pets! I’m really sorry about this guys, and sorry for not updating lately, I went back to school and started working heaps and all that junk.

So anyway, sorry again. At this point I have every intention of doing a new legacy of some kind. Personally I’d like to do just a normal legacy and dramatise it a bit or something, but I’m not fussed about it and I want it to be something that appeals to you guys. So leave me a comment reccomending what you’d like to see from me! It doesn’t have to be a legacy, either. I’m interested in trying other challenges, too. And yeah, if any of them interest me particularly I’ll have a poll or something, or just decide myself.

Thanks for supporting me and reading throughout these last months of Genegacyness. :) You guys are awesome, seriously.

Wives For The Boys?

[Voting now closed, results at the end]

 

So where I’m up to, the oldest twins Lonnie and Jamel just grew into Young Adults. Seeing as I suck at choosing spouses, you guys can decide, just like last Gen. :) The boys didn’t know any YA girls (strangely enough) so I just invited teens over. I’ll grow the winners up.

Here are the choices:

1. Dianna France
(Hair: Blond and Brown | Eyes: Light Brown)
Dianna’s been Lonnie’s girlfriend ever since his first prom, and they’ve been a cute couple. She has really nice eyes, too. Her traits are Charismatic, Family Oriented, Green Thumb and Slob.

2. Delores Carson
(Hair: Brown | Eyes: Light Brown)
Delores is a girl who went to the boys’ high school. She has the same nice eyes as Dianna, and could make an attractive baby. Her traits are Commitment Issues, Family Oriented, Flirty and Kleptomanic.

3. Keli Cody
(Hair: Light blond | Eyes: Light Brown/Green)
Keli was Jamel’s first girlfriend. They woohoo’d at a party, and her pictures were spread all over the internet. Sindy found out and banned Jamel from seeing her, and they broke up very dramatically, much to Jamel’s dismay. If they eloped or something, it would be a good plot twist. Hehe. Her traits are Easily Impressed, Family Oriented, Flirty and Slob.

4. Shelley Sharma
(Hair: Brown | Eyes: Dark Blue)
Shelley is really pretty and would have some nice babies. She doesn’t like Jamel very much, so she’s a better choice for Lonnie than him. Her traits are Absent-Minded, Brave, Commitment Issues  and Snob.

5. Starr McDermott
(Hair: Orange/Brown | Eyes: Brown)
She doesn’t have the best genetics, and her tiny eyes kinda put me off. But she’s Roland’s romantic interest, so if she got with Jamel or Lonnie it would put a spanner in the works. Her traits are Friendly, Hopeless Romantic, Loves the Outdoors, and Unlucky.

6. Christel Simovitch
(Hair: Very Dark Brown | Eyes: Green)
Christel is Alonzo’s long-term girlfriend, and with a different hairstyle she’d actually be quite pretty. A benefit of picking her would be that Alonzo would be single again. Aaahhh, Alonzo… *ahem* Anyhow, her traits are Couch Potato, Excitable (wouldn’t have guessed from the picture…), Friendly  and Light Sleeper.

7. Talia Spears
(Hair: Pale Blond w/Brown Roots | Eyes: Blue)
Talia has been Lonnie’s best friend ever since they were little kids. If they got together it’d be totally sweet, and I’d probably turn her hair brown like the roots, because I’m pretty sure she’s been dying it all her life, hehe. Her traits are Brave, Clumsy, Neurotic  and Vehicle Enthusiast.

8. Deanne Crosby
(Hair: Brown | Eyes: Blue/Green)
Deanne is another girl the boys know from school. She’s the younger sister of Joy, who’s now married to Jaime, so that would be a cute little family tie for the boys. Her traits are Easily Impressed, Grumpy, Loves the Outdoors, and Slob.

9. Miranda Milner
(Hair: Pale Blond | Eyes: Brown)
Miranda is the daughter of Freddy and Tara, but I have a mod that allows close-family romance. So it could be very interesting to have like, an inbred family and have one of them marry his cousin. Her traits are Absent Minded, Artistic, Heavy Sleeper and Couch Potato.

So those are the choices! There are good things about all of them, but I trust you guys will pick the best ones. ;) Vote on the polls below, first to three wins!

And we have our winners! For Jamel, the winner was Keli Cody, and for Lonnie it was Dianna France! So it seems like they’re both gonna end up with their high school sweethearts. <3 Cute.

 

Consequences

What? A new post and it hasn’t been 2 weeks? It must be the school holidays!

Yes, it’s that time of the year where I can actually sit for several hours and play sims, and update every couple of days. I also got new hardware for my failing video card, so today I played for about 3 hours straight with no crashing! Yaaaaaay! Anyhow, on with the update. :)

Lonnie: “Adrianne! Guess what that dispicable brother of mine has done now! Gone and had sex – without protection – with Keli, at that dumb party he threw. Typical dumb Jamel!”

Adrianne: “Awwww, man! Unprotected? Was he off his head?”

Lonnie: “He’d definitely had a bit of liquor. It was a wild party…”

Adrianne: “Grrrr! That really gets me mad. I’ll be talking to Sindy about this for sure.”
Now Jamel’s in for it. Sindy’s tough when she’s mad.

Wow, you are seriously buff.
Sindy: “I’m working off my anger! Adrianne just told me that Jamel got drunk and screwed his girlfriend without a condom, and that her pictures are all over the internet!”
Don’t be too tough on him.
Sindy: “Yeah, that’s why I’m waiting til after a cold shower to talk to him.”
Wise decision…

Lonnie: “Heavens above! I’ve just seen my mother naked!”
*sigh*

Sindy: “Gah! Can’t I have a moment of peace!”
Lonnie: “I’m sorry, Mum! It was an accident.”
Sindy: “Well now’s as good a time as any to talk to your brother…”

Sindy: “Well Jamel. Seems we have something to talk about.”
Jamel: “Uhh, we do?”
Sindy: “Yahuh. Just let me start by saying…”

Sindy: “WHAT THE BLOODY HELL WERE YOU THINKING?! Getting drunk at that party, and then having unprotected sex? You know what that leads to, STIs and pregnancy, for a start!”

Jamel: “Yeah, Mum. Sorry I’m not my goody-two-shoes brother. He always was your favourite, no wonder I turned out this way!”

Sindy: “Sometimes I wish you were more like your brother. At least in the level of maturity. I’m afraid that I’m going to have to forbid you from seeing that girl. It’s the only punishment that will stick.”

Jamel: “You’re the worst! I hate you!” *storms off*
Ouch. That didn’t go well. Do ya reckon he’ll still try to see her?
Sindy: “I have no doubt he will. But I’ll be keeping my eye on him…”

Jamel: (thinking) This book’s just like my life. The chick – Juliet – is Keli, and I’m Romeo. And we’ll never be together. I wonder if anyone else has read this? It’s like the story of my life…
Romeo and Juliet is a classic…
Jamel: Really? I’ve never heard of it.
*facepalm*
Adrianne: “Woah! Those pics of Keli really are raunchy!”
Ewww! Stop looking at them, then.

Sindy: “Somebody, save me from these overdramatic teenagers!”

Adrianne: “Aww Sind, I think you did the right thing, baby. You gotta lay down the law somehow.”
Sindy: “Thanks, Adrianne. I really appreciate your support…”
Awww…

Chance: “And the ghost of the white lady LEAPT out of the painting, and ripped into the soul of the boy…”
Roland: “Argh! I don’t like this story!”
Wuss…

Roland: “Chance just told the scariest story ever, and now Del says I’m a wuss!”
Jamel: “Uhhh, Chance is the boy, right?”
Oh god, Jamel…

Jamel: “Yeah, well what are you complaining about? Mr. Mysterious-and-gorgeous-movie-star-good-looks-better-than-Jamel? Everyone knows you’re Del’s favourite.”
Roland: “I-I am?”
Yeah, and the readers have liked you since you were little.

Roland: “Wow, I’m a star?”
Jamel: “Yeah, and I’m just the third-rate boy who’s banned from his girlfriend.” *sigh*

Later that night, I noticed something strange…
Kenyatta: “Nighty-night, Bowl!”
Uhh, are you gonna sleep with that bowl in your bed?
Kenyatta: “Oh! Uhh, I was… Keeps me warm… good friend…”
o.O Whatever floats your boat.

And so Kenyatta fell asleep with the bowl in her hand. I decided to put the twins in the double-bedroom because I thought it’d be cute. Chance got top bunk, mostly because he’s my favourite. Hehe.

Outside, Sindy and Lonnie are bonding. Maybe he really is her favourite…
Sindy: “You ready?”
Lonnie: “Oh God, she’s so butch!”

*THWACK!*
Lonnie: “OUCH!!!”
That’ll leave a bruise…
Sindy: “Sorry! Misjudged my strength. Again.”

I got Sindy a job as a cop after she finished her LTW. Gives her something to do during the day.
Sindy: “Officer Milner, starving and reporting for duty.”
Psh, breakfast is for the weak.

Chance: “Grrrrrr! This is only funny when Jamel does it to someone ELSE!”
Awww, you’re adorable when you’re cranky.

Hmm, just an evening jog?
Jamel: “Yeah. I told Mum I was jogging, she’s Athletic so she was pleased. Just didn’t tell her where I was going…”
You rebel.

On his jog, I saw Hector and his daughter Margie. Hector’s like, a middle-aged fat businessman now! XDD And his daughter has his emo hair colour.

Jamel: “Keli, it’s me. I’m outside your house.”

Keli: “Jamel! But what if your Mum sees us?”
Jamel: “She thinks I’m jogging!”

Jamel: “I’ll never let you go, Keli…”

Keli: “You know, I live by myself…”
You guys are always so horny!

Sindy: “Oh, you gotta be kidding me.”

Keli: “Crap!”
Jamel: “MUM! What the hell?”

Sindy: “I am so disappointed in you. Do you think I’m stupid? I followed you here because I know you’re a lying scumbag of a son! Now I mean it this time – I want you to break up with Keli! Right here, right now.”

Jamel: “You are SO unfair to me!”

Jamel: “Keli, this isn’t working out. We can’t keep this up with my Mum forbidding us from seeing each other. It’ll only hurt us more later… Goodbye.”
Keli: “Jamel! But I loved you…”
Sindy: “It’s for the best.”
:(

Jamel: I’m sorry…
Keli: “I never want to see you again!”
It’ll get better…

Jamel went home and drunk himself to sleep.

Literally the very next morning, Keli had moved on. To Hector’s son and therefor Jamel’s cousin, Manuel. I guess when everyone in the school’s seen you naked, there’s no point holding back.

Jamel: “God I feel like crap. Do I have to go to school?”
Sadly, yes. You’re growing up soon and I want you to have a good trait.

And he passed out before he even got to class…

He managed to convince a friend home from school with him, though.
Jamel: “Hey, I’m Jamel. Wanna make out?”
Miranda: “Uhh, I’m your cousin.”
Jamel: “Oh, is that gross or something?”
Yes. Yes it is.

For Doodledog: This is what Kenyatta looks like without the fringe in front of her face. She’s quite pretty.

Uhh, shouldn’t this be the other way round?
Sindy: “I’m a cop too. I need to write a report.”
Lol, fine.

That Friday was the boys’ prom night. They all went stag, because it’s always exciting that way.
Here’s a summary:
– Jamel hung out with Edna Symphony a lot, before getting in a fight.
– Roland was told by Starr McDermott that she likes him a lot, then he also got in a fight.
– Lonnie was voted Prom King and then broke some decorations. Lol.

And that’s the end of this entry! Next time, will Jamel fly further off the rails? Will some of the other kids get some heir time? Stay tuned!

 

Unwanted Exposure

Hey everyone! I know it’s been ages, and I feel really bad for being so slack. But anyways, it’s school holidays which means I can play more and update every few days! How exciting. :)

And we join this chapter with the maid trying to avoid his job.
Maid: “C’mon, little boy, clean up your damn dishes!”
Roland: “I do clean them up! It’s my slobby brothers, I swear!”

Speaking of which…
Lonnie: “I don’t approve of the way you leave your mess lying around everywhere!”

Jamel: “Lucky for both of us, I don’t give a crap what you think.”

Lonnie: “Don’t you realise that by treating your home with such little respect, people will never respect you!”
Jamel: “Uhh, what’s respect again?”
Lonnie: “Oh lord…”

Sindy: “One day I’ll discover the coolest star ever… And become the master of logic…”
I sure hope so. Your time is coming. But hey, in the meantime you and Adrianne just won a free vacation! Seems legit.

And so off the adults headed, and the very next day it was teen party time. Alonzo brought his ugly girlfriend… *sigh* Alonzo…
Alonzo: “Uhh, let’s go inside, babe…”

Jamel wasted no time doing irresponsible things with Keli.

Jamel: “Hey babe, you looking fiiine. What do ya say we take this to the bedroom?”
Good greif.
Keli: “I’d like that.”

And so they did.

Justin: “Hey Jamel, where’s more beer- Holy crap!”
Jamel: “Jesus, justin! Get outta here!”
Justin: “This is so going on my blog!”
Keli: “You pervert!”
Well, I’m not gonna say you deserved that, but it wasn’t the most private time to woohoo…

Dianna: “Lonnie, I think I heard some weird noises coming from your brother’s room…”
Lonnie: “That disgusting pig, I don’t even wanna know what he’s doing…”
And your phone’s been ringing for like, an hour… Might wanna answer it.

Lonnie: “Hello? Oh hey Mum… In an hour?! Uhh, yeah, that’s fine… See ya then.”

Lonnie: “IN THE NAME OF BABY JESUS, EVERYONE HAS TO GET OUTTA HERE! PARENTS ARE COMING!”
Dianna: “Oh jeez!”
Lol awkward…

Sindy: “Hmm… I see no evidence of it, but… I’M PRETTY SURE YOU HAD A PARTY HERE.”
Lonnie: “Aww Mum, you know I’m the good one… It was all Jamel!”
Sindy: “Humph, you’re grounded. Leave Jamel to me…”

Sindy: “You idiot, leading your brother astray! I trusted you to look after the house, and you throw a party? You are grounded, young man!”

Adrianne: “One of those pesky kids broke the shower…”
Yeah, the plumbing object are pretty much constantly broken. Really annoys me.

Adrianne: “Come on Chance, walk to Mumma.”
Chance: *falls over*
Adrianne: “We’re too old to be proper parents for them…”
I’m starting to agree with you.

Lonnie: “All we’re allowed to do is read these days… Dammit Jamel, you got us in so much trouble.”
Roland: “You guys deserved it. Mum had good reason to be angry.”
Jamel: “Yeah, we cleaned it up good though.”
Apparently not good enough.

Sindy: “I have finally done it… Conquered the chess board, and conquered Logic.”
Oh wow, your LTW! Congratulations!
Sindy: “I feel like now I can grow into a happy and healthy elder.”
In like, two weeks…

Sindy: “Jamel, maybe I was a bit hard on you. I see you’ve been trying extra hard lately… I’ll let you off the hook.”
Jamel: “You mean it? Alright!”

Lonnie: “GRRRRR! WHAT DO YOU MEAN JAMEL GOT LET OFF? HE DID WORSE THAN ME, AND HE’S A TOTAL SLOB! AAAARGGGHHHHH!”
Woah, calm your farm!

Adrianne: “Honey, I know you’ve been trying hard too. It was mostly Jamel anyway, so I’ll let you off the hook.”
Lonnie: “Oh, splendid!”

The first thing Jamel did was invite Keli over.
Jamel: “Wow Keli, I love the new look! What brought this on? You’re super hot now.”

Keli: “You seriously don’t know? I’m like, the school slut now. Justin told everyone that we had sex at your party, and put up naked pictures of me on his blog!”

Jamel: “Niiiiiiice. Oh- Uh, I mean, you gotta be kidding me! Oh babe, come here.”

Keli: “And they say… *sob* I’m like a bicycle… *sob* Because I’m so easy to ride!” *sniffle*

Jamel: “Oh babe, I’m here for you. Don’t let them get you down…”

Keli: “You’re the best boyfriend ever.”

Teen drama aside, it’s birthday time for the toddlers!

Adrianne: “So glad the toddler days are over…”

Here’s Kenyatta. She developed the Shy trait, and I gave her a long fringe. She turned out quite pretty, but not my favourite.

Chance is absolutely stunning, but he got the Unlucky trait. He’s the best appearance-wise and his name is awesome, but I don’t like his traits too much…

It was also Roland’s birthday, and right as I was sending him to the cake he grew up.
Roland: “More like you totally forgot about me!”

This is him. *flail* SO CUTE. He got the Good Kisser trait, but because he’s Never Nude I tried to cover him up heaps. I figure the girls will like him because he’s all mysterious and Clumsy (which is kinda cute) and a Good Kisser. Butyeah, I think Roland is seriously hot!

Sindy: “We did it, we raised another set of twins!”
Adrianne: “Best… parents… EVER!”
*kiss*

Jamel: *glug glug* “‘M not thuh most hottest *hic* son anymorrrrr…”
There, there. No need to get drunk over it.

Chance, being Artistic, took to painting right away.

He got a wish to go the art gallery, so I obliged.
Chance: “That painting is BAD! Why did I come here? I’d rather be looking at light globes than that bad thing.”
I thought it was pretty…

On his way out, he ran into Keli.
Chance: “Oh hey, you’re my brother’s girlfriend, right? He talks about you a lot, says a cloud wouldn’t rain on you.”
Typical Jamel to make up such a dumb metaphor.

Keli: “Eh, I have my days.”
You also have your nights… with Jamel… in bed… ;D ;D
Chance: “Huh?”
I’ll tell you when you’re older.

Meanwhile, Jamel is enjoying a bite to eat from the Bistro nearby.
Jamel: “I love French Toast!” *omnomnom*

It seemed Isabel Milner (Sindy’s sister) and her family were there, too. On the left is her son Cyriaque, and on the right is Krista, and of course Arnold is there as well. They managed to make some really cute babies.

I finally remembered to add a new picture to the wall. Now Adrianne and Sindy will be forever remembered, alongside Jackie and Hunter, and Dianne and Larry.

And I bought the family a chemistry set.
Kenyatta: “This is so… much… FUN!!!”
Roland: “I want a turn.”
Kenyatta: “Uhh, ohhh, but I… Uh… evil potion… if you… Uhh… Okay then.”
Aww, poor shy Kenyatta is being taken advantage of already.

Kenyatta: “WROAARRWHO’SSHYNOW!?”
Roland: “HOLY CRAP!”
Jamel: “Sucked in!”

Lonnie: “AAAAAARRGRGGHHHH! MY HAIR! IT’S PURPLE?”
Hahaha, classic Jamel…
Lonnie: “This has got to end.”

Jamel: “Uhh, what’s going on?”
Lonnie: “THIS, is an intervention.”
Jamel and Chance: “An inter-what-what?”
Heh, Absent-Minded…
Adrianne: “Honey, I know I’m smiling, but if I don’t smile I’ll cry! This pranking has gotten out of hand.”
Lonnie: “I can’t even sit down without finding a whoopie cushion, and Mum’s drenched from your spraying sink! It has to end.”
Chance: “Hahaahahaaa! You did all those pranks? That’s hilarious! Keep at it big bro.”

Lonnie: “www.simsblogs.com. New entry. *types* ‘Jamel Milner is the worst brother ever. I want him to pay for turning my hair purple with dangerous chemicals. How unhygienic!‘  Huh, what’s that? Related searches… ‘Jamel Milner busted with Keli Cody. Hot n00dz inside’?  …………..OH MY LORD! FORGIVE HIM, FATHER, FOR MY BROTHER HAS DONE A DISPICABLE SIN! MUUUUUUM! MUUUUUUUUUUUM!”
Uh-oh, Jamel’s in trouble now…

That’s the end of this entry! Next time, what will the repercussions be for Jamel now Lonnie knows he and Keli slept together? Will Lonnie ever let him live this down? Stay tuned!

 

No Fishing

Hey everyone! I was gonna post this like, over a week ago. But as usual, school got in the way. :(

And here’s Roland! I didn’t give his look a particular theme, I just made him more covered up than usual. And I got rid of that awful hairstyle! xD

Across town, Talia Spears grew up! Not a fan of the hair or the outfit. (She’s obviously doing something right though, because over the course of my playing she hooked up with like, 3 different guys.)

Speaking of hooking up…
Adrianne: “Oh Sindy, it’s so good not to have that toddler to look after!”
Sindy: “True dat.”

Uhh, I’ll just go, shall I?

Jackie came to visit, and she fits in with this room so nicely! Definitely working with the white colour scheme.

Jamel: “Alright, cake for breakfast!”
How healthy.
Jamel: “We’ve got like, three fully massive cakes in the fridge. They gotta get eaten by somebody.”
That’s true. At least nobody will have to cook for the week.

Sindy: “Is that a new wrinkle? …No, it’s just a bit of dirt.”
Uhhh, care to explain the hair? Did Jamel prank you again?
Sindy: “No! I’m trying new things.”
Well, whatever floats your boat.

Sindy: “Are you kidding me, Silver? Again?”
Silver: “Nice to see you too! Did you gain weight?”
Oh no she didn’t!

Intense chess battle!
Sindy won! (Duhh.) And her chess rank increased… TO GRAND MASTER!

Sindy: “Aww Silver, I know we haven’t really gotten along, but you’ve been an integral part in my success. Just one more logic point, and I’ll have reached my dreams!”

Jamel: “I don’t get how Mum can even play that game… School and smartness is super hard.”
Especially for the absent-minded. But I’m glad your giving it a go.

And little Roland has proven himself to be a talented writer! We haven’t had one of those since good old Jim. ;)

Sindy: “Oh my, I just saw a meteor fall to earth! Can I go find it? Please please please?”
Well, alright.

Sindy: “WOAAAAAHHH! Cool.”
Now bring it home. It’s only worth like, $80.

And back at home…
Adrianne: “Awwww, time for more happy mother moments.” :3
Ughhh, didn’t we just do this?
Adrianne: “But I want another baby!”
Fine.

Lonnie: “Ahhh, nothing like that minty feeling of brushing your teeth!”
Eh, it’s not so great.
Lonnie: “Yes it is! Now I’ll do it three more times!”

Meanwhile, Roland is off showering in his clothes.
Roland: “Yeah, while you watch me. Creep.”
Hey, I’m all-seeing.

Lonnie: “Hey brother, what a cheerful morning!”

Jamel: “Don’t even talk to me.”
Jamel’s having a mood swing today. Time to break some rules!

Speaking of breaking rules… I really don’t think you should be fishing there.
Sindy: “Why not?”
Uhh, maybe because there’s about 20 signs along here saying not to.
Sindy: “Fine. The fish aren’t biting anyway.”

Roland: “Everyone’s gone crazy and started dying their hair yellow!”
Uhh, what’s with the new do, Jamel?
Jamel: “I felt like it, alright? God, just back off!”
Oh that’s right, you’re mood-swinging. :/

Now there’s teens in the house, they can learn to drive!
Lonnie: “Woah, that’s a cool house!”
Sindy: “FOR GOD’S SAKE, EYES ON THE ROAD.”
Lonnie: “ARGH!” *swerve*
That’s scary.

Jaime came over to catch up with her sons. Also because Jamel wouldn’t let Sindy teach him to drive. Only Jaime.
Jamel: “How’ve you been, Mum?”
Jaime: “Ahh, I’ve just been sewing the seeds of life with my new wife. I’m Mrs Ocampo-Crosby now.”
Jamel: “Oh, good for you!”

Ooops, I sorta forgot about you.
Adrianne: “I get it, knock me up and leave me to fade away.”
:( Sorry.

Jamel: “So like, prom’s tomorrow and stuff. Wanna be my date?”

Keli Cody: “Sure! You’re totally cute and everything.”
Awww, sweet.

Lonnie took a different approach.
Lonnie: “Uhh, err, umm… YOURPRETTYWILLYOUGOTOPROMWITHME?”
Smooth.

Dianna France: “Uhh, nobody else’s asked me, so… I guess…”
That’ll do! And for anyone who’s wondering, Lonnie’s not going with Talia because she has a boyfriend named Armando. *sigh*

Adrianne: “ARGH, OH GOD DEL I BROKE THE BATH AND NOW MY WATER’S BROKEN TOO! INSTANT KARMA!”
Yep, off to the hospital for you.

Well, this is Chance. I love the name. He’s a normal-skinned little boy who is Absent Minded and Artistic. I like him already.

Yep, without any effort on my part, Sindy produced a second lot of twins. Good grief. This little girl is Kenyatta, and she’s got the same green skin as Shaniqua! It’s like we’ve gone backwards with her. Plus, she’s Evil and Easily Impressed.

Lonnie: “OH MY LORD IT’S PROM NIGHT AND WE HAVE TWO NEW BABIES IN THE HOUSE.”
Yep, story of my life.

Travelling in style to the prom, the boys and their dates got to ride in a limo.
Jamel: “I think Lonnie’s checking out my girl… Not cool.”

At the formal, Jamel and Keli became an item and shared their first kiss, and the same happened with Dianna and Lonnie. How sweet. And Lonnie was prom king, which was unexpected.

The babies both got imaginary friend dolls, too. Not that they’ll ever turn into real imaginary friends. :(

Adrianne: “Dawwwww, who’s my little baby? Who is?”
You are seriously a good mother.
Adrianne: “Gee, thanks!” :3

The twins’ birthdays rolled around super quick, as always. I forgot to take a picture of Kenyatta growing up, but here’s Chance!
Sindy: “The terrible twos are about to begin!”
Ughh.

Here’s how Chance turned out. What a stunner. He reminds me a lot of Hector.

And here’s Kenyatta! She’s a regular Jackie Milner right there, but with darker skin.

And on to the skill building.

NOOOOOO, ALONZO IS MINE! </3 And the girl is ugly, too. Oh well, someday.

Wow, this hasn’t happened in a while.
Burglar: “Hehehe, I’mma steal some expensive stuff from this here mansion.”

Jackie’s ghost: “Hey, you don’t live here!”
Burglar: “Shut up, old lady!”

Uhhh, I can’t even explain this. Ghosts – they might walk through walls, but you can steal beat the shit out of them.

Burglar: “I think I hear somebody coming! Better bail!”
And so she left without stealing anything. Jackie’s like a guard-ghost.

Upstairs, the parents are parenting.
Chance: “HAHAHAHA, TICKLE IZ FUNNEH!”
Sindy: “C’mon Ken, don’t like The Claw?”
Kenyatta: “I’d watha be pwotting evil skemez wif mah toyz.”

The next morning, Jaime was back.
Jamel: “Mum, can we have another go at teaching me to drive?”

Jaime: “Uhh, yeah, I think I can fit some time in before work.”
At least she still makes efforts to be a parent. Her and Joy have like, 3 kids of their own now.

Adrianne: “Now, repeat after me: All news is propaganda!”
Chance: “…?”

Sindy: “Come on, walk for mumma.”
Kenyatta: “OH WOW, I’M MAGIC! I CAN MOOF MAH LEGZ!”
Cutest.

Roland: “For my first act as king, I shall hereby restrict ALL TODDLERS from accessing my royal quarters as they are smelly and loud.”
Glad to see the twins are being accepted by the big kids…

And that’s the end of this entry! Next time, will the toddlers grow up well? Will I survive another lot of twins this generation? Stay tuned!

Sunshine, Pedo-Ghosts and Birthdays!

Everything that’s wonderful is what I feel when I finally update! (That was meant to be to the tune of ‘Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows’) Yeah? No? Alright, I’ll get on with the update now. :P

For those of you who can’t be bothered to think back to the last update (It was at least 3 weeks ago, now…) I’ll remind you what happened!
Sindy fell pregnant, but the baby was Jaime’s! Thinking the baby was hers, Adrianne agreed to marry Sindy. It turned out Jaime was also pregnant, and it belonged to Sindy as well! Then Adrianne and Sindy tied the knot, and Sindy gave birth to a boy named Roland.

Lonnie’s made a new little friend already.
Talia Spears: :O “You mean in other places it gets CLOUDY?”

Lonnie: “Yeah. Just the thought of it makes me scared…”

Talia: “I can’t even imagine looking up and there being no sun!”

Lonnie: “I love sunshine! So warm and lovely!”
Aww, cute.

Adrianne’s still being an awesome mother.
Adrianne: “Awww, my little boy looks just like me!”
…Uhh, yeah he does…

Lonnie: “Grr, this homework is too hard!”
Talia: “Yeah! Why do we even have to do this?”
Come on guys! Enjoy the sunset!

Aww, widdle Roland’s learning the potty!
Roland: “Mama, me go pee pee!”

Meanwhile, Sindy is working out. As she always does.
Sindy: “I’m almost a mature adult! I gotta keep fit and strong – check out my toned thighs!”
You sound just like your Aunty Dianne…

Lonnie: “OH GOD DAMMIT!”
:O Lonnie, language!
Lonnie: “This sucks! It always happens to me even though I’m the good one.”
There, there…

Sindy: “Oh Roland, I can’t believe I’m almost at retirement age…”
Roland: “Wut duss wetiya mean?”
Sindy: “Retire? It’s what old women do. Like me.”
You’re not even a Mature Adult yet! Relax…

Aiden: “Hmmm? I came here for chess, not death!”
Oh well, you can go to hell now you creepy pedo.
Aiden: “Noooooo!”

Sindy: “Deee-eeeel! Why’d he have to die at MY house? This SUCKS!”
At least he wasn’t your friend or anything.
Sindy: “Yeah, but as if we need more ghosts haunting this place.”
Aiden: “Please don’t make me go there! I swear, it was just that one girl… Maybe two… Alright, it was 5! But it’s not my fault!”
Grim Reaper: “Be gone, creepy old man!”

Oh look, Talia came to visit!
Talia: “…I sense a presence!”
Lonnie: “Del, what’s she on about?”
Uhh, a pedophile may have died here a couple of hours ago… Y’know, nothing serious…
Lonnie: “Argh! Talia, let’s go inside now.”

Adrianne: “It’s Sindy’s birthday, and I’m taking her to the bistro!”
Aww, nice of you to try and soften the blow.
Adrianne: “She’s making such a big deal about it… I wonder if she knows I’m an elder in a week or so.”

You guys have 3 top-notch cars in the garages, and you chose the Sloppy Jaloppy out of your inventory? You classy ladies.
Adrianne: “I’m tired, okay! I couldn’t be bothered to get the better cars…”
Psh.

Jamel: “Alright, now my Mum’s gone I can have some fun! Broooooooooooom! Screeeech! Bang bang!”

Sindy: “Oh wow, strangers cheering for my transition into a Mature Adult… Hoorah.”
No need for sarcasm. They’re being nice! Even though two of them are hookers and one is the daughter of a hooker.
Adrianne: “I’m worried about her…”

Sindy: “Well, here I am. I feel alright I guess. A bit… daring. I mean, life is short and all!”
Yay, time for a midlife crisis!

Adrianne: “Happy birthday, baby!” *make out*
Woah guys, save it for the bedroom!

Sindy: “Well Silver Symphony, back for a rematch?”
Silver: “Sindy… You’ve aged.”
Uhh, she’s aged? Look in the mirror…

Intense chess battle!
Sindy won, just like the last three times.

Adrianne’s little garden is in full bloom! How lovely. :)

Sindy: “Ughhh. All this chess has made me seriously stack on the weight.”
You’re worse than Dianne.

Sindy: “Must… become… muscular!”

Back at home, Adrianne is finishing off the parental duties before Roland grows up.
Adrianne: “That’s it baby, one step at a time. Who’s a smart boy?”

I had Adrianne replant her garden with higher quality fruits. Now it’s outstanding!

Sindy: “The universe is so big, I just discovered a new planet!”
Oh wow, I bet you got paid heaps!
Sindy: “Uhh, $250.”
…*sigh*

Dallas: “Hello lovely lady, how bout after this chess match we go to a movie?”

Sindy: “Uhhh, awkward! I have 3 children… And a wife.”
Dallas: “Oh.”
That is awkward.

Intense(ly awkward) chess battle!
Sindy won. She’s my champ!

Uhh, Jamel? Why are you under the table?
Jamel: “Because this way nobody will ever find me!”

Umm, well I found you.
Jamel: “Just ignore her, Broke. We have each other for company.”
WHY WON’T THEY BECOME IMAGINARY FRIENDS ASBKFHDKLHGTKER!!

Lonnie: “OH NO, WE’RE GONNA CRASH! Screeeeeeech!”
Enjoying the last day of your childhood?
Lonnie: “Yepers! And later, Talia’s coming over for my party! Yaaaaaay!”

Looks like Adrianne’s caught the fishing bug! …Or fish, as it were!
Adrianne: “Yes, I just felt like coming down to the river today!”
How lovely.

Sindy: “Remind me why the HELL I’m doing this again!”

Because it’s your three children’s birthdays! We needed a party.

Skip: “Ughhh, why do I keep coming to these bloody things?”
Good question. I only invited you because you’re the biological father of two of the birthday boys.

Ohhh, look who else came to the party. It’s Alonzo Milner (Hector and Alecia’s son)! *swoon*
Alonzo: “Uhh, I’m like, 12…”
I know, but DAYUM! Those eyes, that skintone… Even your name sounds like something out of a romance novel.
Alonzo: “You’re weird!”
I know.

Look, it’s time for the twins’ birthdays!

Here’s Lonnie! He got the Neurotic trait.

And here’s Jamel. He got Absent-Minded!

Surprise – it’s also Roland’s birthday!
Sindy: “That was a terrible surprise.”
Shut up.

And here he is! Not quite as attractive as the big boys yet. He got the Never-Nude trait.

Here’s how I made Lonnie look. I interpreted his traits as sort of a goody two-shoes weirdo who likes his things to be pristine.

And here’s Jamel: the ultimate bachelor. Slobby, dumb and sleeps a lot, but also brave. Total opposite of his brother! xD

And that’s the end of this entry! Next time, what will Roland’s make-over look like? Will my game stop crashing every 5 seconds? Will schoolwork just leave me the hell alone so I can go back to updating twice a week? Stay tuned!

 

Partyin’, Partyin’ (Yeah!)

What’s this? Is Del finally updating the genegacy? HOLY CRAP!
So yeah. I was gone a very long time. :( I apologise to all of you. But yes, I’ve been so busy and sick and exhausted. But now I’m here and updating. Yay!

Last time, Sindy met a girl named Adrianne and they started dating. Twins Lonnie and Jamel grew into children, and Jaime and Sindy had a one-night stand with untold results. ;)

Sindy: “Oh Adrianne, I’m so glad I found you!”
Awwww.

Adrianne: “Y’know, we could go somewhere more private. I’ve never done… it with a girl before.”
Sindy: “I know a great place!”

Sindy: “Hehehehe!”
Adrianne: “Are you sure this is safe?”
The poor children!

Adrianne: “Mmm! This is actually-”
Sindy: “ARGH OHMAGAWD SPLINTER!”
D: Yuck!

Sindy: “Well, that was fun. Anyhow Adrianne, will you marry me?”

Adrianne: “Hahaha, oh Sindy! We only just got together, honey! No need to rush.”
Ouch.
Sindy: “Ouch is right. I gotta go get rid of this splinter…”

Dun dun dun!
Sindy: “Aww hell.”
Yaaay, another baby for the household. BUT WHO IS THE MOTHER? (Well, I think we all know the real answer…)

Sindy: “Well Adrianne, I’m pregnant! And I know this makes no sense, but it’s yours.”

Adrianne: “Oh. Well that’s umm, fantastic.” *eye twitch* “Hooray for us.”

Adrianne: “Hey little bubba! It’s your mummy! …Or, uhh, one of them anyway.”
How will you explain this to the baby?

Adrianne: “Oh, I don’t know! But I think we’ll be great parents anyway.”
Sindy: “Me too.”
Me three!

Sindy: “Here, let me try again.”
Adrianne: “Aww Sindy.”

Sindy: “Marry me?”
Adrianne: “Yes! We’ll raise this baby as a family!”
Yaaaaaay! Time for a bachelorette party!

I sent the kids off to their other mother’s for the night while the party goes on. Wait, Jaime… Are you pregnant?
Jaime: *sigh* “Yes.”
I guess it must be Joy’s! Well, happy child-bearing to you.
Jaime: “Thanks… Shame it means I have to move off the farm. I was quite enjoying it here.”
Oh well.

Sindy: “Skip! Thanks so much for coming! Seeings as we have a pretty… intimate past, you can make a toast!”

Skip: “Uhhh, oh gosh Sindy… I dunno what to say…”
Hehehe, rejected.

Skip: “Gather round everyone, it’s speech time!”
Sindy: “Hohoho, you tricked me there!”
Isabel: “Grrrrr, this is so TRASHY! I HATE PARTIES!” *goes off to be grumpy in the corner*

Sindy: “This party’s gonna be hectic!”
No way it’ll be as good as your mother’s!
Sindy: “God, crazy half-naked women… Traumatising.”
That’s why you sent your kids away!

And of course, some charming strippers. This is Honey Pisces (definitely the least punny name so far).

And here’s Ophelia Moves. Lol. I feel that Hunter would’ve appreciated these strippers’ dress styles.

Skip: “Aww Sindy, you’re party is awesome!”
And so the party ended because Sindy went to sleep.

The next morning…
Sindy: “Adrianne, let’s get married!”
Adrianne: “Sure, okay!”

*wedding music* How sweet.

I know pronounce you wife and wife! Sindy and Adrianne Milner!

And here’s Adrianne’s make-over. Not too girly, and I kept the old hair. :)

Adrianne: “This garden will not do!”
Adrianne is a Green Thumb, and she wants to reach the top of the Science career. I figure she can fix up Jackie’s garden of dead plants.

Later that night…
Sindy: “GAAAAAHHHH! BABY TIME!!”

And at the same time, this notice popped up! So Jaime’s baby was actually Sindy’s, too? But I thought I turned the dual-impregnation option off! :/

Anyway, here’s Sindy’s baby Roland, and his traits are Clumsy and Heavy Sleeper. Jaime is the illegitimate mother.

Of course, Adrianne doesn’t know that.
Adrianne: “Awwww, hello my little son!”

I gave Adrianne an outfit that’s sort of professional (as she’s a Workaholic) but with the tatty jeans because of her Green Thumb trait.

Jaime: “Well hello, lover. I guess you’re here to meet our lovechild.”
Jaime’s new work outfit is not flattering.

Sindy: “I have a little girl! Oh, I wish I could keep her…”
Uhh, well you can’t. She’s Jaime’s.

Plus, you have this guy.
Sindy: “Well, Rolando, you’ll do just fine for now.”
o.O I’m worried…

Lonnie: “All rise for King Lonnie!”
I’m not sitting-
Lonnie: “ALL RISE!”

Adrianne: “Aww Lonnie, you’re such a cutie.”
Lonnie: “You dare eat at my royal table, woman? GUAAAAARDS, TAKE HER AWAY!” *clap clap*

Sindy: “Wooaaaaahh, what a cool-looking bug!”
Yeah, I saw what a weird place it was in and figured it could be expensive. Which it was. Trilobite – worth almost $1,000!

Tara: “Ooooooh, we’re throwing a party! I’m so excited!”
Sindy: “I can’t believe I agreed to come to this bloody thing…”
C’mon, it’s for your brother!
Sindy: “We’ve hardly spoken since he moved out!”

Well, since then he and Tara have had a little girl. I forgot to write her name down, but it’s something nice like Lauren. You can’t see it here, but “Lauren” has that same glitch where the hair floats way above their head, like Sindy did. It must be genetic!

Adrianne: “Oh, so you’re Freddy! Pleased to meet you, I’m Sindy’s wife.”

Freddy: “Oh. Uhh, so you’d be… Jaime!”

Adrianne: “Ahh, no. Sindy and Jaime sorta, went through some issues and broke up. But I’m Adrianne.”
Freddy: “Oh Gosh, guess I hadn’t kept as much in touch as I should’ve…”
True dat!

Freddy: “Anyhow, welcome to my home!”

And then everyone headed to the bathroom at the same time.
Freddy: “Sorry girls, but I REALLY gotta go!”

Sindy: “Wow, that suit looks hot.”
Adrianne: ;) “That body looks hot.”
Relative of Timmy Sharma: “What’s going on in here?”
Freddy: “TOO MANY PEOPLE AND I REALLY GOTTA PEEE!”

Sindy and Adrianne: *make out*
Miss Sharma: “Really? When there’s a child in the room? What the hell.”

Adrianne: “Dum-dee dum…”
Betty Newbie: “Ugh, can you two just get a room or something?”
How about you all take turns at using the bathroom?
Freddy: “EVERYBODY GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
And then the party ended and everyone went home without using the toilet.

The next morning, it was Roland’s birthday.

He got Adrianne’s black hair, despite being Jaime and Sindy’s child. Don’t even ask…

Sindy: “Heh, prepare to be flushed down the toilet old man.”
Aiden: “In your dreams, little girl!”
Speaking of little girls, Aiden is in fact the pedo from the pool.

Intense chess battle!
Sindy won, and her chess rank increased! She’s now Level 4, just one to go!

Adrianne’s new and improved garden is definitely coming along nicely now.
Adrianne: “Gardening is so peaceful…”
Yep. Anyhow, I hear Rolando crying. You better take care of that.
Adrianne: “Dammit.”

And that’s the end of this chapter! Next time, it’s Sindy’s birthday. Will she achieve her LTW? Will her midlife crisis cause drama? Will I actually update again soon? Stay tuned!

Insanity

Hey everyone! I thought I better update tonight even though I’m crazy tired, because I’m working heaps over the next few days and won’t be able to play/post.

Anyhow, last time, Sindy gave birth to twin boys – Jamel and Lonnie. Isabel found out she was pregnant, had a quickie wedding with Arnold, then moved out. The twins grew up, Sindy lost chess for the first time, and Jaime got fed up and left of her own accord.

I like to think they are communicating psychically right now. xD

Sindy: *sigh* “I can’t believe Jaime’s gone…”
It’s alright! You came to the park to hopefully meet somebody new, right?

Oooh look, a hot repairlady!
Sindy: “Hey there, I’m Sindy!”
Adrianne Cota: “Hi, I’m Adrianne.”

Sindy: “Well, she was cool. I’ll definitely call her!”

Sindy: “Hey buddy, you ready to learn to talk?”
Jamel: “Yes!”
Awww.

Sindy: “Can you say ‘bathtub’?”
Jamel: “Wook, it’z Del!”
Hi!
Sindy: “Gah, stop distracting him!”
Sorry.

And then Lonnie decided to crawl around the maid’s feet. xD

Lonnie: “Uhh, me dunno which wun iz da square…”

The twins’ birthdays came too soon, because I didn’t get to finish Jamel’s training. And I was so busy trying to that neither of them got to the cake in time.

Here’s how Jamel turned out! He got the Heavy Sleeper trait.

Lonnie: “Mai turn to gwo up!”

And here he is! He looks really scary in this picture! xD He got the Mooch trait.

So here’s Jamel with his makeover.

And here’s Lonnie. They look so different to each other! At first I liked Lonnie a lot more, but now I think Jamel is the handsomest.

Sindy: “God dammit, why do so many bad things happen to me?”
I don’t know. :(

Sindy: “Hello again, Shirley! I’m afraid if I’m ever to be a Chess Master, I’ll have to beat you.”
Shirley: “Pssh, you can try.”

Intense chess battle!
Sindy won! …After a couple of tries.

Lonnie: *fumbles with book* “Man, this homework thing sucks!”
Jamel: “Ugh, it’s so bad.”

Sindy: “Lalalalaa, repairing the TV…”
Be careful… Ya don’t wanna end up like Dianne.

So this is what it looks like when a ghost swims! xD Oh Jackie, you so random.

Sindy: “Aha! Another star.”
Searching the galaxy?
Sindy: “Yep! This is my only source of income now Jaime’s gone.”
You could get a job…
Sindy: “But then I can’t focus on my chess dreams!”
Fair enough…

Jackie: “And I’m telling you, being dead is not as good as it sounds!”
Jamel: “Wow grandma! Are there monsters in the afterlife? I could totally fight them!”
Jackie: “I’ll tell you more next time, kids! Until then…”

Jackie: *whooooosh*
Lonnie: “Bye grandma!”

Sindy: “Guess what!”
What?
Sindy: “I’m going out with Adrianne!”
Yaaay! I hope it goes well.

Adrianne: “Hey, thanks for inviting me, Sindy!”

Sindy: “No worries! I love the music they play at the Bistro. Very cool.”

Adrianne: “Wow, I love it too!”
So much in common!

Sindy: “So umm, you’re single?”
Adrianne: “Absolutely! …Are you maybe interested in changing that?”

Sindy: “I might be…”

Adrianne: “Well, I might be too…”
Awwwww!

Sindy: “This date has been really good. Did you maybe wanna be my girlfriend?”
Adrianne: “Aww, yes! I’d love to.”

While Sindy was on her date, Jamel got a tonne of wishes to see his other mother.
Jamel: “Mummy! I missed you so much!”

Jaime: “Well I’m here now, sweety. Give Mummy a hug?”

Awwwwww. But I’d like to point out something weird in this picture.

This is what’s in Jaime’s speech bubble! It’s so detailed. Very strange and not hug-related at all. xD

Jaime: “I promise I’ll visit you more often.”
Sindy: “Uhh, Jaime? What the hell are you doing here?”
Jamel: “Mummy, I wanted to see her!”
Uh-oh…

Sindy: “How dare you come back here after the way you treated me? You left me with two little boys, to raise by myself! Who the hell do you think you are?”

Jaime: “Woah! You’re the one who went around seducing guys and screwing them!”
Sindy: “That’s so we could have children! What the hell is wrong with you?!”
Jaime: “I don’t deserve this crap, Sindy! God, I hate you so much!”
Sindy: “Yeah? Well I HATE YOU MORE!”
Jaime: “WELL I HATE YOU THE MO-“

Sindy and Jaime: “Mmmmffffmmmphhhh…”
Jamel: “I don’t understand what happened, but I’m happy.”
Yeah, I’m as confused as you, mate. Sindy kept rolling wishes to kiss Jaime and stuff. :/

Jamel: “Well now I’m angry! Are you together again, or what?”
Sindy: “Uhh, I’m not sure honey.”
Jaime: “Mummy and I need to go upstairs now. To, uhh… Talk.”

Yeah, that’s talking alright.

Sindy: “Oh man, I can’t believe that really happened…”
Yeah, what about poor Adrianne? You definitely deserve your Cheater reputation now.

And dear little Lonnie is oblivious to the whole ordeal.
Lonnie: “Breaker breaker, we have a whale approaching at rapid speeds!”

Sindy: “BLARGHSOUFIDOCNKENFOHERDO!!”
Well, it would appear that my mod worked. Mwahahaha.
Sindy: “What do you mean?”
Oh, you’ll see…

Sindy: “GAH! FIIIREEEE!”
Well that’s what happens when you run off to vomit and leave your pan on the stove…

Maid: “AWW HELLYEAH! I LOVE FIRE! HEEEHEEEHEEEE!”
Okay, that is downright scary.

Maid: “Teehee, I’m gonna touch it! …Ouch! AWESOME.”
Fireman: “Sir, please back away from the fire!”

Sindy: “Thanks for the help, Mr Fireman, sir.”
Fireman: “No problem. I’ll just stand around in your kitchen for a few hours.”
Alright then.

Lonnie: “Today, me and Jamel are going to visit Jaime!”
So apparently she lives on a farm. Well, that’s an interesting.

Jaime: “Hi boys! Welcome to the ranch!”

So now the boys aren’t here, we really need to talk about Jaime. What’s gonna happen now?
Sindy: “I don’t know. I don’t love her… And things are going well with Adrianne. I think I’ll leave it as a mistake.”
Okay, if you’re sure…

And that’s the end of this entry! Next time, will Sindy and Jaime reuinite, or is Adrianne the one? And is Sindy’s mysterious vomiting a sign of more drama to come? Stay tuned! ;)

Towards the end of this update I decided I was going to start paying more attention to Story Progression. So here’s some interesting things that happened:

  ~ Jaime started dating Joy Crosby! I kinda saw her as a lesbian because of the hair, but I didn’t think she’d go for Jaime.

…And that’s it. xD Next time I’ll keep track of stuff that involves people we know, and include it at the bottom. :P See you guys later.

My Loneliness Is Killing Me

Hey guys! Time for another genegacy chapter.

Last time, Sindy received a ‘donation’ from Skip Broke and became pregnant, Isabel completed her lifetime wish, Freddy got married and moved out, the family moved into a luxurious mansion, Isabel and Arnold got together, Jackie passed away, and Sindy and Jaime got in a huge fight about her pregnancy!

Isabel: “Arnie, I have something to ask you… I know this is sorta weird, but…”

Isabel: “Marry-”
Arnold: “No thanks sweetie. I’m not ready yet.”
Isabel: “Oh. Well, that’s okay I guess…”
>:( Damn you.

Isabel: “I can’t believe he rejected me. This sucks!” *grumble grumble*

Jaime: “I really miss Jackie! I didn’t even get to know her that well…”

Jaime: “BUT OHEMGEE IT’S MAI BIRTHDAYYYYY!”
Are you sure you’re not Insane?

Sindy: “Haha, you’re gonna be old and wrinkly!”
Psh, probably not…

See, she looks the same.
Jaime: “I’m now having a midlife crisis.”
Great! She’ll probably wanna break up with Sindy. Their relationship is so low right now! Grrr…

Jaime: “Grr, I hope you don’t expect me to sleep in the same bed as that ho!”
This is really driving me nuts. *sigh* Spare bedroom it is…

Isabel: “BLEURGHZJSXHFORWHFGBXC!!”
…Please tell me you and Arnie practiced safe-woohoo.
Isabel: “Uhh, well it was sorta spur-of-the-moment…”
*sigh*

Yaaay, the study is being put to good use! I seriously wish I had a room like that with a fireplace…

Sindy went to the dayspa, and I couldn’t help but notice this.
Old Woman: “Hahahaaaa! This brick wall is so entertaining!”
And look, it’s Freddy!
Freddy: “Some people in this town are weird…”
Freddy and Tara are still going strong, but have no kids yet.

Speaking of having kids…
Sindy: “YAAARGHH, OH GOD CALL AN AMBULANCE!”
Nah, you’ll drive yourself to the hospital.

Downstairs, Jaime’s having a midlife crisis. Still.
Jaime: “Goodbye boring old Business job! Hello Professional Sports career!”
She also changed her shirt and her shoes.

Sindy emerged from the hospital with a beautiful baby boy. This guy’s name is Lonnie, and he’s Good and Clumsy.

Surprise! They’re twins. :P This is the first time I’ve had same-gender twins. This little boy is named Jamel, and he’s a Brave Slob.

Isabel: “Oh wow, I’m pregnant!”
Indeed, as I suspected.

Isabel: “Arnie, guess what! We’re having a baby!”
Arnold: “Oh wow, that’s awesome! Come here…”

*kiss*

Isabel: “So what do you say we get married, and start our own family somewhere else?”
Arnold: “Isabel! Well, I…”

Arnold: “Of course! Let’s do it.”

I say Shotgun, you say Wedding.
Isabel: “Ah heck, let’s just do it!”

And so Isabel and Arnold had the most rushed wedding ever. xD
They moved into a lovely home, and Isabel later gave birth to a little boy named Cyriaque. (The names in this town keep getting weirder…)

Jaime: “Awww, I’m gonna love these guys like my own…”
Good. Cuz you know, they are yours.

Jaime: “Uhhh, not really. They won’t look a thing like me!”
Sindy: “Stop worrying about that, Jaime! Just have fun with them.”
Jaime: “Don’t talk to me.”

Soon enough it was the twins’ birthdays!

Here’s Jamel! He got Sindy’s eyes and Skip’s hair (I could tell because it had different highlights and was lighter than Sindy’s), and a tanned skintone from somewhere.

And here’s Lonnie! He got Sindy’s hair, brown eyes from somewhere I don’t know, and Skip’s pale skintone. I can really see a lot of Skip’s facial structure in him as well.

Dallas Shallow was Sindy’s next chess opponent.

Intense chess battle!

Sindy: “Uhh, Del? I LOST! I’m glad Mum isn’t here to see this…”
What the heck? That’s never happened before! Well, that just won’t do.

Dallas: “MWAHAHAHAHAAAA, I AM THE CHAMPION!”

Intense chess rematch!
Sindy won. Damn right.

Then it was time for Toddler skilling! Here’s Jamel on the potty…

Here’s Lonnie on the potty…

And here’s Lonnie learning to walk! xD I’m sure there’ll be a tonne more of these later.

I was notified that Hector’s child had grown into a toddler, so I sent Jaime over to see if he got Alecia’s eyes. Turns out they moved back into their old home! How sweet.

Here’s the baby, Alonzo. :( Sadly, no Alecia-eyes. But Hector’s bright blue eyes are pretty anyways.

Jaime: “Ugh, I’m disgustingly fat. Talk about middle-age spread…”
Oh shut up.

Jaime: “Come on Jamel, walk to Jaime! …Ah, screw it.”
Jamel: “Me faw down again!”

Sindy: “Hey Jack! I haven’t seen you since I asked you to be a surrogate father!”
Jack: “Well, I’m your next chess opponent.”
Psh, she’s beat you before, she will again.

Intense chess battle!
Sindy won. And Jack died the next day. :(

The kids both got sent Imaginary Friend dolls. Lonnie’s is called Skip, and Jamel’s is called Broke in honour of their birthfather.

Sindy: “Can you say ‘investigative reporter’?”
Lonnie: “Inessagateh repa-ah!”
I think you’re reaching a bit far there…

Oh look, Jackie’s stopped by!
Jackie: “Would ya like a drink, pretty lady?”
Haha, you’re not a bartender, silly.

Jaime: “Tada! I dyed my hair. What do you think?”
Hmmm. Well, I think the red suits you. I guess…

Sindy’s next chess opponent was some woman with a cane and a broken heart. Too easy!

Sindy: “Hi, welcome to my home!”
Shirley: “Thanks, I’m Shirley.”
Hey wait, looking back on this moment I am now realising that she’s Shirley Lin. She obviously got married and changed her last name, so I couldn’t tell it was her at the time.

Intense chess battle!
Sindy… lost?! Looks like she needs to hone her skills a little bit more.

The next morning, I was notified that Jaime had decided the marriage wasn’t worth saving. I was like ‘what the hell, I didn’t tell her to do that!’. When I checked, they were ex-wives. D: So in the pre-dawn hours, Jaime Ocampo left the house for good.

Sindy: “Oh, good morning Del!”
Err, not really. There’s something I have to tell you. See, this morning… Jaime left.
Sindy: “Huh? But I thought…”
I know. :( We’ll get through this.

Lonnie: “Mama, why did utha mummy leave?”
Sindy: “Well honey, sometimes people just need to be alone for a while. You’ll understand when you’re older.”
:( Those poor boys!

Lonnie: “But I miss her!”
Sindy: “Aww honey, don’t cry…”
T___T This is so sad!

And that’s the end of this entry. Next time, will Jaime ever come back? Will Sindy find a new love to have lesbian babies with? Stay tuned!